Gateshead Mencap Society

Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the hedgehog that it could be done!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was trying out a new skateboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double crosser

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the internet?
It wanted to get to the other site.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn?t chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the light turned green.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
She wanted to see a man lay a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she was getting tired of just standing there!

How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
In a shopping bag.

What's the difference between a grape and a chicken?
They're both purple, except the chicken!

Why did the egg hide?
Because she was a little chicken!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
The butcher was on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

Why did the rooster file for divorce?
He was tired of being hen-pecked.

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!

What happened when the hen ate cement?
She laid a pavement.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.

Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

What do chickens eat at birtday parties?
Coop cakes!

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

Why did the rooster run away?
He was chicken.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up?
An alarm cluck.

Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.

Why don?t chickens like people?
Because we beat eggs.

What happened to the chicken whose feathers pointed the incorrect way?
She was tickled to death.

Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
Because they're both full of stuffing!

How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.

What time do chickens go to lunch?
Twelve o cluck.

Why did the chicken join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!

Where do the tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs.

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes
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I hope one day chickens will be able to cross the road without being judged on their motives.

What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
"Ouch!"