Gateshead Mencap Society

Knock, Knock Jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo-ing to let me in, or what?

Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
There's no need to cry...it's only a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Witches!
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is opened you will find out.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my ice-cream again, I'll bash him!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cynthia.
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been away I have really missed you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.
Knock, knock.
who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hand if you have a question!

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Earl
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open the door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive just round the corner.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Albert
Albert who?
Albert you don't know who it is!

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not here I come.
Knock, knock.
who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, will you let me in?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-one you like
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
That's right!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin round to see you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you not guess?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your doorbell!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie versary.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What’s new since yesterday?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You don't look like a shoe.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena little close and I will tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie,
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!