Gateshead Mencap Society
Knock, knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
That's right!


Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Theres no need to cry...it's only a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Witches!
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo-ing to let me in, or what?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not here I come.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my ice-cream again, I'll bash him!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again

Knock, Knock.
Whos there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Earl
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open the door.

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles...

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, will you let me in?

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they moo!

Knock, knock.
who's there?
Albert
Albert who?
Albert you don't know who it is!

Knock, Knock.
Whos there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you

Knock, Knock.
Whos there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-one you like!

Knock, Knock.
Whos there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe let me in?

Knock, Knock.
Whos there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hand if you have a question!

Knock, Knock.
Whos there
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin round to see you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you not guess?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie versary.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cynthia.
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been away I have really missed you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is opened you will find out.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive just round the corner.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in.